"Ode to Wall Street"

I felt inspired this morning. I haven't had as much time to work on it
as I would like, but here is my "Ode to Wall Street" freely
plargerized from Shakespear, but with my own twists.
Enjoy the news,
Bryan

"Ode to Wall Street"
Oh, DOW Jones, what shall I do?
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more temperate than an Iraqi summer:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of revenue,
And Summer's lease hath expired our options trading:
Sometime too hot, the blue chip stocks do shine,
And oft' is gold you should be investing;
And every fair share sometimes declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
But thy eternal Government coffers will not fail
Nor lose possession of that thou owest;
Nor shall Bankruptcy brag thou wanderest in his protection,
When in eternal lines to time the DOW growest:

So long as men can invest, or buy on margin,
So long red lines go up and down, to give stock rises and declines.